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to shit and barf at the same time.
liz: "i was soo sick last night. I couldn't stop scharfing. I had to sit on the toilet AND hold a trash can in front of me.
scharf by iou1galxee October 24, 2005
When taking the first census hundreds of years ago in Bavaria, the census employee asked a resident for his last name, the man did not have one,, but answered the question in a witty manner and happened to be young. So,, he was named Scharf. Scharf =To be young and sharp witted.
That man sure is Scharf with his appearnce and answers to my questions, impressive!
Scharf by Scharfster June 28, 2022
A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.
We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.
Scharf by Sugardong October 29, 2014
A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.
We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.
Scharf by Sugardong October 29, 2014
simultanious shit and barf
one day i walked down the hall saw willow and i scharfed.
scharf by feast May 14, 2009
Verb meaning to feign sleep or general exhaustion in order to avoid an awkward situation, like a date or family gathering.
I was on such a bad date the other night: The guy kept trying to put his arm around me, so I had to scharf him and pretend to fall asleep right there on the couch.
scharf by patbenetar December 10, 2010