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That itch on the inside of your colon you can't reach
Quinton H had a scampii that was itching so bad but he could not reach it
Scampii by Protoxic November 18, 2018
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Scampaign 

n.
A concerted effort to achieve a goal which relies apon deceit to be successful
v. i.
To engage in a concerted effort to achieve a goal using decietful means to succeede.

English Concatenation of Scam + Campaign
That canditate ran a scampaign to get elected.
She is scampaigning her way to a promotion.
Scampaign by Willi B November 14, 2004
Scumpii is a professional Call of Duty player and freckle invested ginger. He is currently a top slayer in the past Call of Duty Games. And has resided in Optic Gaming for the past couple years, along with his teammate Nadeshot.
John: Who the hell is Scumpii!?

Jack: A ninja that will come to your house and watch you sleep while playing COD in the process.
Scumpii by Kelanche Thug. November 10, 2014

scampi ramps

Female genitalia, especially if in need of a wash.
You should have copped a nose full of her scampi ramps
scampi ramps by DanCe December 9, 2008
Scampis is a dish that is found at Tony Roma's restaurant in Savannah, Georigia, and many other locations across the United States. Scampis is a very popular dish among many people, and can be enjoyed inside the apexes of triangles.
I ate scampis today at Tony Roma's!
Scampis by scampisforlife June 24, 2011

dick scampi 

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female

welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.

dick scampi by sergio o May 16, 2007
A meaning for a penis that is incredibly small. If one has a scampi dick then they are considered to be suffering from micro penis syndrome.
Kyle: Hey Hannah, I heard that all guys named Doug have scampis?
Hannah: Yeah, Doug has a scampi. His dick is on par with a tic-tac
Scampi by sosacockman February 16, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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