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A non-existent word, as the plural is scampi.
I ate scampi, I did not eat scampis any more than I ate sheeps.
Scampis by Cantab99 October 2, 2020
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Shampiss 

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.
Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.
Shampiss by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

scampi ramps

Female genitalia, especially if in need of a wash.
You should have copped a nose full of her scampi ramps
scampi ramps by DanCe December 9, 2008

dick scampi 

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female
welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.
dick scampi by sergio o May 16, 2007
A meaning for a penis that is incredibly small. If one has a scampi dick then they are considered to be suffering from micro penis syndrome.
Kyle: Hey Hannah, I heard that all guys named Doug have scampis?
Hannah: Yeah, Doug has a scampi. His dick is on par with a tic-tac
Scampi by sosacockman February 16, 2020

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.