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An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum.
My colon is on fire after eating Taco Bell.
by percussiondrummer July 05, 2015
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A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
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The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.
My colon is feelin' great, thank you!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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A Spanish last name . It means the hottest of them all and very kind .
by Snnffn December 24, 2018
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A person that tries to be a "nice guy," on the outside but in reality, they're just an asshole.
"Man, that dude is such a freaking colon."
by Ding_ass January 01, 2021
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