by gpjohn March 03, 2007
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Get the itch mug."Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."
"It itches."
by Nick D April 19, 2003
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Get the itch mug.An overwhelming, overpowering, and intense desire to have sex. One so strong that you have trouble concentrating on anything else AT ALL because no matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about the possibility of getting laid SOON. A period of extreme horniness, such that sex is more of a need than a want. Short for the expression "that itch that MUST be scratched." Normally lasts a few hours to a few days.
Dude I have the itch so freaking bad that if I do not bang something soon I think I'm literally going to explode!!
by Sassy Tassy December 02, 2014
Get the The itch mug.A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"
"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003
Get the itch mug.Kiersten : Hey Chad could you Itch my breast for me please?
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Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite!
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Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there!
Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!
Chad: MMMMMM!
Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite!
Chad : Sorry they just look so yummy I thought I taste them instead!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you can sure make a girl feel special!
Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there!
Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!
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