sosacockman's definitions
A meaning for a penis that is incredibly small. If one has a scampi dick then they are considered to be suffering from micro penis syndrome.
Kyle: Hey Hannah, I heard that all guys named Doug have scampis?
Hannah: Yeah, Doug has a scampi. His dick is on par with a tic-tac
Hannah: Yeah, Doug has a scampi. His dick is on par with a tic-tac
by sosacockman February 16, 2020
Get the Scampimug.