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Scumpii is a professional Call of Duty player and freckle invested ginger. He is currently a top slayer in the past Call of Duty Games. And has resided in Optic Gaming for the past couple years, along with his teammate Nadeshot.
John: Who the hell is Scumpii!?

Jack: A ninja that will come to your house and watch you sleep while playing COD in the process.
Scumpii by Kelanche Thug. November 10, 2014
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n. a hotdog, usually sold by a street vendor
I was so drunk last night I had a scumpipe after the show and now I feel awful.
scumpipe by ctrlU August 14, 2012
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jumpin and scumpin 

A phrase to define someone who jumps around every where while at playing a video game. Origin may or may not com from pro call of duty play scump. Players who jump and scump usually use the best weapons and don’t talk to any girl except their mom.
Friend 1:This fucker is jumping around every corner!
Friend 2: I know that mans just jumpin and scumpin

Scumping 

Playing call of duty out of your mind and wrecking kids just like professional gamer Scump.
I’m Scumping, I’m Scumping.

I just Scumped those kids for the dub, let’s goooooooooo!!!!
Scumping by BobbyBabushka May 1, 2020

scumpile 

Scumpile - a man who treats women like shit and has the only goal of fucking them and fucking there lives up.
He yet again destroyed her life buy cumming her ass, kicking her cat and then stole the Cuban sandwich out of her fridge . He was a scumpile .

Scumpile defined means a foul man who trearts women as property , screws them over, and smells like dumpster juice.
scumpile by Jonny35 May 18, 2017
That itch on the inside of your colon you can't reach
Quinton H had a scampii that was itching so bad but he could not reach it
Scampii by Protoxic November 18, 2018

Hump-Scumping 

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.
"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"
Hump-Scumping by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006
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