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Santa-clausing 

Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
Santa-clausing by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016
Words you can keep

Santa Clausing 

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
Santa Clausing by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016

Santa Clausing 

A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.
Man, I’m Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.
Santa Clausing by TheChris357 May 18, 2019

Santa Clausing 

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.
Santa Clausing by erferfin February 11, 2022

Santa Clausing 

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.
That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.

Santa Clausing 

Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.
Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her

That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me

Santa clausing is the best way to fuck
Santa Clausing by Bigbmann12 July 22, 2018

Santa Clausing 

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.
I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.
Santa Clausing by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019
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