Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.
I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.
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The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.
Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.
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