Packing a Tom Hardy

When you have so much chew in your mouth you start speaking like Tom Hardy from The Revenant.

Kyle was packing a Tom Hardy I had no idea what he was saying the whole night.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.

I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.

by erferfin February 11, 2022