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Saint Louis Shake n' Bake

To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.
Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.

Saint Louis Sake 

(n). Slang term for Bud Light beer, or any beer manufacturer that puts rice in their ingredients. As you may or may not know, Bud Light is made by Anheiser-Busch, and is based in Saint Louis, Missouri. One of the ingredients of Bud Light is rice. Who wants rice in their beer? Has this beer been outsourced to the East?
"Hey bartender, another round of Saint Louis sakes for my football friends!"
Saint Louis Sake by boggler February 1, 2019

Saint Louis,MO 

We're a drinking town, with a Baseball Problem! Home of the St.Louis Cardinals, Ted Drewes, Union Station, and the Landing!
Saint Louis,MO by SexyRRT August 18, 2008

Saint Louis  

Boston on the Mississippi
The Western-Most Eastern City
The Lou
Red Brick Bitch
Baseball Heaven
Beat Up Bitch with an Attitude

If you have ever been on farty-far, you probably have been to Saint Louis.

If you know what a 'Hoosier' really means, you have probably been to Saint Louis.

If you know that 'Across the River' really means 'Illinois', you have probably been to Saint Louis.

If you know what the 'TWA Dome', 'The Valley', 'Imo's' and 'Riverport' are, you have probably been to Saint Louis.

If you know the word 'Boat' actually means 'Casino', you have probably been to "Saint Louis".

A Drinking Town with a Baseball Problem
Cubs-Cards, Cards-Cubs
Kansas City Who?
Red Brick Mama
Nelly's Town

If you have ever been on farty-far, you probably have been to Saint Louis.
Saint Louis is the only real city in Missouri.
Saint Louis by Not 'Missorah' October 22, 2008

saint louis cardinals 

the red birds are gonna win the world series!
saint louis cardinals by saintlouA September 29, 2004

Saint Louis 

Known as the "Gateway to the West" and known for Cardinal's baseball, Saint Louis, Missouri is so much more than meets the eye. In this mid-sized mid-western city can be found such wonders as an internationally ranked zoo, a beautiful art museum, a modern science center, and a well curated history museum, all available for free entry. It also has a rich history with entire districts dedicated to the cultures that have made it into what it is today, such as The Italian Hill or the Irish Dogtown. Its role in the 1904 World's Fair remains alive to this day through the spacious Forest Park located in Saint Louis's Central West End. Ranked by USA Today as the best urban park in 2016, it is full of beautiful native plants, gorgeous waterways, miles of walking paths, and even playing fields for all to enjoy. Saint Louis is a remarkable city, definitely worth a visit.
I love Saint Louis - it's got so much to do.
Saint Louis by psithurismous October 16, 2018