Copenhagen Coughdrop

The act of defecating into another person's tracheotomy hole.

Uncle Jim owed me 30 bucks for a carton of cigarettes, so I gave him the old Copenhagen Coughdrop as a warning to pay up.

by rectacular March 26, 2008

Tulsa Twostep

Two people lay side by side, in opposite directions. Each person then inserts a foot into the other's rectum or vagina. Both parties then attempt to moonwalk.

A variation on these dance involves one person inserting both feet into the other person's rectum and/or vagina.

I was sure embarrassed when my grandma walked in on me and Steve doing the Tulsa Twostep, while whacked out on paint fumes again.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.

Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

Saint Louis Shake n' Bake

To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.

Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.

by rectacular April 03, 2008

San Bernardino Sailboat

A man and a woman pierce their scrotum and labia minora together using a pair of 5 gauge surgical steel rings and then attempt to perform intercourse.

My girlfriend and I just went to Berkley last Tuesday to get our junk pierced and decided to take a ride on the old San Bernardino Sailboat when we got home. It was fun.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

Las Vegas Lunchbox

To eat a bologna sandwich out of a stripper's vagina.

Technically, the sandwich must be a bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with American cheese and mayo.

After losing nearly everything on the craps tables, Steve had just enough cash left in his pocket for one last Las Vegas Lunchbox at the old Crazy Horse, before hitting the road.

by rectacular March 27, 2008

Cheyenne Squaredance

Similar to the Tulsa Twostep. Two women lay side by side, in opposite directions and then insert both pairs of feet into each other's rectums and vaginas at the same time. They then attempt to moonwalk.

I watched your mom and your sister doing the old Cheyenne Squaredance last night. Well, actually, I paid them to do it.

by rectacular March 25, 2008