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Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.
My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
by boggler November 3, 2023
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Plaxicate

to do something so dangerously stupid in public where one causes harm to oneself.
That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.
by boggler December 18, 2008
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Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.
Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?
by boggler February 20, 2019
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Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.
Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.
by boggler July 12, 2019
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Paper GPS

(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.
"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".
by boggler August 18, 2009
mugGet the Paper GPSmug.

Deja Poo

That strange feeling that you've been through the same, horrible shit before.
by boggler July 14, 2019
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ker bangers

(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.
Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.
by boggler August 18, 2005
mugGet the ker bangersmug.

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