A custodial technician who takes advantage of an accidental spill to fulfill mopping duties, regardless of other duties that may have been assigned to said technician.
High school kid: "Did you see that mopportunist hop to it when Jackie spilled her slushie before last period?"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
by Teebs-Bizzle January 08, 2011
When, in the course of love making, your partner, who is having her period, gets blood on your ribs. So called because of St. Louis' famous BBQ ribs.
by Teebs-Bizzle August 21, 2009
Excessively cute, but also sexually attractive.
by Teebs-Bizzle March 03, 2009