Definitions by Teebs-Bizzle
Mopportunist
A custodial technician who takes advantage of an accidental spill to fulfill mopping duties, regardless of other duties that may have been assigned to said technician.
High school kid: "Did you see that mopportunist hop to it when Jackie spilled her slushie before last period?"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
Mopportunist by Teebs-Bizzle January 8, 2011
Saint Louis Sauce Box
When, in the course of love making, your partner, who is having her period, gets blood on your ribs. So called because of St. Louis' famous BBQ ribs.
Saint Louis Sauce Box by Teebs-Bizzle August 21, 2009