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Boston on the Mississippi
The Western-Most Eastern City
The Lou
Red Brick Bitch
Baseball Heaven
Beat Up Bitch with an Attitude

If you have ever been on farty-far, you probably have been to Saint Louis.

If you know what a 'Hoosier' really means, you have probably been to Saint Louis.

If you know that 'Across the River' really means 'Illinois', you have probably been to Saint Louis.

If you know what the 'TWA Dome', 'The Valley', 'Imo's' and 'Riverport' are, you have probably been to Saint Louis.

If you know the word 'Boat' actually means 'Casino', you have probably been to "Saint Louis".

A Drinking Town with a Baseball Problem
Cubs-Cards, Cards-Cubs
Kansas City Who?
Red Brick Mama
Nelly's Town

If you have ever been on farty-far, you probably have been to Saint Louis.


Saint Louis is the only real city in Missouri.
by Not 'Missorah' September 07, 2008
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