smeats
smeats by mother earth December 28, 2007
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meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf by jpg3 July 7, 2011
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Mexican meat sweats
The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015
dress sweats
dress sweats by Jazzual January 22, 2013
Earl Sweatshirt
Earl Sweatshirt by KingKenjii April 18, 2019
mouth sweats
mouth sweats by JJJJaydeeee April 25, 2007
Shit sweats
When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.
Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour
Bro1: You better start running before you blow!
Bro2: To late
Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour
Bro1: You better start running before you blow!
Bro2: To late
Shit sweats by Crippollo July 16, 2013
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