sweatstache 

The tiny beads of sweat accumulated on a person's upper lip on a hot day

I had a major sweatstache yesterday

sweatstache by guy_with_vaccuum June 5, 2009

Sweatstache 

When one has sweat gathered above their upper lip.

I'm so hot, I've got a sweatstache!

Sweatstache by Definition Doner February 27, 2009

scatstache 

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"

Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.

scatstache by Short_Round August 30, 2009

sweatsticles 

having sweaty testicles

i'm gonna tea-bag you with my sweatsticles

sweatsticles by mike roche October 10, 2006

Sweatache 

When you haven't showered for days and you smell so bad of old sweat that you get a headache.

Kyle: Dude, you smell awful!
Ethan: Yeah! it's so bad it's giving me a sweatache..

Sweatache by inzolin October 26, 2010

sweatsticker 

When two are engaged in sex in the missionary position and the two sweaty stomaches act as glue and stick the two together.

Ahhh yeaa baby, another one of those sweatstickers.

sweatsticker by Fire Productionz June 11, 2006

Sweat-Stache 

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.

“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂

Sweat-Stache by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022