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Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.
Don't go to Smeaton, it's a ghost town.
Smeaton by registradus December 22, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Another name for vaginal smegma.
Female equivalent of knob cheese.

"Wash your snatch. I ain't eatin' no smeaton!"
smeaton by CynicalJester68 May 23, 2016
To cock block someone in the process of trying to wingman them
I was nearly in with that girl but my mate totally pulled a smeaton
Smeaton by Gdsafdben April 1, 2019

John Smeaton

John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.
“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.

Ben Smeaton 

Small, gay and likes a twin
That N word is a Ben Smeaton
Ben Smeaton by Mr Nigeria May 7, 2019

do a smeaton 

To rugby tackle someone to protect others

e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport
If that guy doesnt stop hassling those girls i'm going to do a smeaton on his ass...
do a smeaton by HBK Rules January 5, 2009

ben smeaton 

Has sex woth twins

And a knob cheese
He is a ben Smeaton
ben smeaton by Gsbrbfnt May 3, 2019
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