smats 

Same as something that hurts.

Owww!....smats

smats by fruit May 16, 2003

stacking sats

The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the penny of bitcoin over time. This term emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.

Stack sats, fuck bitches

Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.

stacking sats by kryptokaare April 28, 2019

Scatsicle 

is closely related to a Fudgsicle, but has no fudge in it! It is made from ones poop and then frozen to a stick....

Dick: 'Wow this Fudgsicle taste like shit!"
Richard: "That's no Fudgsicle, its a Scatsicle..."

Scatsicle by jew jappy February 26, 2013

Key smash 

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

Key smash by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

smash with a floppy by tybjack December 14, 2016

Switch and Smash 

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.

Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it

Switch and Smash by SimeonTG June 29, 2017

kiser smash 

When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything

For example: A Door

Dude why did you make her mad? She’s gonna kiser smash all of us now!

kiser smash by Hola my G April 14, 2019