sweatshits 

A malnutritioned, dislexic, red-headed, math teachers, with crones disease's way to explain a verbal math problem involving sweatSHIRTS and discounts...

What was the price of the sweatshits after a 15% discount.

sweatshits by John and Derek June 22, 2006

Earl Sweatshirt 

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

Earl Sweatshirt by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

Sweatshirt Boner 

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...

I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.

Sweatshirt Boner by CourtKase March 5, 2011

sweatshirt 

A word that is ruined because of Jacob Sartorious

P1: Did you hear the song, Sweatshirt?

P2: Yo, If i did, would I be alive right now?

sweatshirt by Neutral June 2, 2016

sweatshirt 

a piece of clothing that you could put over your body to keep you warm just like jacob satourisis’s music video. jacob said that you could wear his sweatshirt.

jacob: you can wear my sweatshirt
girl 1: yessss!!!!!
girl 2: ugh no i don’t want that

sweatshirt by Victorious Legend June 19, 2019

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit 

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.

Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

Sweatshirt 

A shit song

Bro that song was so sweatshirt

Sweatshirt by SaucyMexican July 22, 2016