smeat

spreadable meat

I want smeat and crakers!

by cerfur August 10, 2009

smeat

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

by Xiophillio April 12, 2009

smeat

SMALL MEAT(penis)

Yo that dude over there got a smeat!

by youlikathedickely April 08, 2009

smeat

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

Wow Colby Mannino has a Smeat!

by Macmarkinz October 04, 2007

smeat

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

by I AM McGehee, Dammit! August 02, 2007

smeat

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

by connor808 February 04, 2009

smeat

sweaty feet

omg! i smeatted in my shoes

by teresa cabrera January 13, 2009