SLLUT Syndrome 

SLLUT (Short Leg Long Upper-Torso) Syndrome, is the phenomena when a woman has a what appears to be a disproportionately long upper torso compared to her lower body. This is not a common occurance, but when it happens it can detract from the hotness and fuck-ability of the female or add to the ugliness of the woman.

Not to be confused with a woman who is just a plain slut or has loose morals.

Dude, that chic suffers from the SLLUT Syndrome. She'd be hot if her upper body didn't look like stretch armstrong compared to her short legs. You know what I'm talking about.

SLLUT Syndrome by Birch Crushington February 11, 2008

Hollywood Slut Syndrome 

A person who will do anything to get a part in a movie or a part on a television show! Even if that means using their body for acts of prostitution to trade sex for acting roles. See casting couch or portable casting couch.

Hollywood Slut Syndrome is a Bimbo or Himbo that will use their body to climb the Hollywood Mountain without having to do any of the hard work. Meaning they have very little talent accept on their back with their legs up in the air.

Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be described as a promiscuous pill popping, alcoholic actress that is so bitchy that they will do anything to stay on top of Hollywood! Even if it means plastic surgery, sleeping with Directors, sleeping with cast members, firing cast members, playing up to media or doing anything involving scandal. See Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Liza Minnelli or Nikki Webster.

Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be found in the pages of The Valley of The Dolls by Jacqueline Susann.

Jennifer North suffered Hollywood Slut Syndrome, full well knowing all she had was her body to fall back on and not her talent.

-On the phone with her mother
Jennifer North: You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.
-Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics-

Helen Lawson and Neely O'Hara were bitter rivals that did everything they could to stay on top and cut each other out of the Hollywood game. Both were suffering from Hollywood Slut Syndrome where it didn't matter how they got there, as long as one of them came out in front! See Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome.

Helen Lawson: They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.

Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.

Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.

Neely O'Hara: Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.

Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.

Neely O'Hara: Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.

Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.

Hollywood Slut Syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007

Study Abroad Slut Syndrome 

A mental condition that comes into the mind of guys waiting in the states for their long term girlfriends to return from studying abroad. It sets in about two months into the girlfriends studying abroad and causes their boyfriends to believe that they are messing around while in a foreign country. This can literally drive a man insane. However usually its true. Because why wouldnt their girlfriends fuck around with hot foreign guys that speak other languages that their boyfriends would never know about.

It can also apply to the females in the situation, whom in a normal environment in their home country would not even for a second think about cheating on their boyfriends, but third world countries are just so romantic some times that girls cant help but turn into study abroad sluts.

"Hey man when does your girlfriend get back from Germany?" "Fuck it, I know shes got study abroad slut syndrome over there!" "How did you find out?" "I dont actually have any evidence Im just making assumptions but I know im right!"

"Hey girls, Renzo is going to take me home for the night! Wooooo!" "Aww, did you and your boyfriend at home break up?" "Im only going to be in Chile once! Im a study abroad slut!! He'll be waiting when I come home"

Study Abroad Slut Syndrome by brokechinchana December 10, 2012

Annoying Slut Syndrome 

When your ex-girlfriend comes around your group of friends telling stories of guys shes been with post you and her breaking up, in some cases she dosen't know shes doing it making her a slut, other times she definetly knows shes doing it making her a bitchy slut.This is in all cases to make you pissed and jelous but often makes her just look like a loose peice of ass infront of you and your friends and is just annoying.

Mark: "Ever since me and kelly broke up all I hear about is the guys she screws."

Jeff: "don't worry it's just Annoying Slut Syndrome, it'll wear off soon."

Annoying Slut Syndrome by the one and only Slade June 16, 2008

slut syndrome 

1. A person with slut syndrome often feels unloved, invaluable or undesired. They perform sexual acts with various persons to prove their self-worth or to feel desired and loved.

A person with slut syndrome will often show signs of becoming a full slut, symptoms including but not limited to:

- Needing a boyfriend or spouse to feel loved
- Needing sexual intercourse or other acts of sexual gratification from their boyfriend or spouse, or from someone outside of their current relationship, or a combination of the two, to feel loved and desired.
- Being promiscuous
- Cheating, lying, or betraying a current partner to engage in sexual activites with other persons of the opposite or same sex.

2. An affliction that turns otherwise normal people into sluts, whores, or prostitutes.

"Jenny's not too hot but I hear she's got slut syndrome, so she'll probably do it with me even though she's with Bob."

"Erika was a normal girl until she caught that damn slut syndrome from her friends... now she's a filthy whore! And I can't even afford her!"

slut syndrome by 54_diplomats September 15, 2008

Slut Syndrome 

Slut syndrome (S.S) is a horrible plague infecting thousands daily. Affecting Men and women both!

The symptoms often include:
Having sex with more people than you can count
not even using drugs or alc as an excuse to blow a guy
dressing purposely so that you can see undergarmets
makeing out with other girls more than twice
answering booty calls at 2 am or later
abortion if your form of birthcontrol
Everyone wants to do you but no one wants a relationship with you
making a amature porn vid
and much more

Omg did you hear?
What?
Sara has S.S....
What is that?
Slut Syndrome!
Oh no! Wow i guess it can happen to anybody. That really puts things in perspective!
How sad!

Slut Syndrome by Dr. IdiscoveredS.S. August 9, 2011

Slut Syndrome 

A psychological device, evolutionary in origin and commonly experienced by young women, that induces anxiety over being labeled a slut as a result of sexually promiscuous or excessively flirtatious behavior.

The syndrome helps women to not be prominently identified as promiscuous individuals within their tribe/community increasing their chances of attracting better sexual partners by providing them a higher degree of certainty towards the paternity of their child.

Girl (to herself, experiencing "the slut syndrome" the morning after a drunken adventure on frat row): Should not have blown that guy last night. I was so drunk. I hope no one saw me bent over his dick in the bathroom. I feel so horrible.

Slut Syndrome by kumite March 7, 2011