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The only true way to be remembered in history (good or bad), is to have this as a last name
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.
"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."
by Bobby Ward August 14, 2006
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Armstrong is a surname of Scottish borders origin. It derives from a Middle English nickname which meant someone with strong arms. In Ireland the name was adopted as an Anglicization of two Gaelic names from Ulster: Mac Thréinfhir (meaning "son of the strong man") and Ó Labhraidh Tréan (meaning "strong O'Lavery").
Armstrong is a handsome man
by Morny AK August 15, 2018
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The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.
Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.
by chelseabeckerrrr February 26, 2009
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To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.
Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!
by David E January 26, 2006
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The ability to give excessive hand jobs without getting tired.
The slut who hangs out behind the TGI Friday has an armstrong.
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 08, 2010
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