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The only true way to be remembered in history (good or bad), is to have this as a last name
by monty4248 December 03, 2015
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.
"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."
by Bobby Ward August 14, 2006
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Armstrong is a surname of Scottish borders origin. It derives from a Middle English nickname which meant someone with strong arms. In Ireland the name was adopted as an Anglicization of two Gaelic names from Ulster: Mac Thréinfhir (meaning "son of the strong man") and Ó Labhraidh Tréan (meaning "strong O'Lavery").
Armstrong is a handsome man
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The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.
Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.
by chelseabeckerrrr February 26, 2009
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To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.
Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!
by David E January 26, 2006
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The ability to give excessive hand jobs without getting tired.
The slut who hangs out behind the TGI Friday has an armstrong.
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 08, 2010
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