The only true way to be remembered in history (good or bad), is to have this as a last name
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(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.
"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."
by Bobby Ward August 15, 2006
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The ability to give excessive hand jobs without getting tired.
The slut who hangs out behind the TGI Friday has an armstrong.
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Armstrong is a surname of Scottish borders origin. It derives from a Middle English nickname which meant someone with strong arms. In Ireland the name was adopted as an Anglicization of two Gaelic names from Ulster: Mac Thréinfhir (meaning "son of the strong man") and Ó Labhraidh Tréan (meaning "strong O'Lavery").
Armstrong is a handsome man
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The worst Bio professor on the planet. Spent the whole lecture time talking about how sweet potatoes are fucking YAMS. A Lil bitch boy when it comes to handing out a pop quiz. Alos dummy looking.
Wow you are such an Armstrong
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The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.
Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.
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A test of masturbatory endurance where the number of consecutive orgasms achieved in a single day (24 hours) corresponds to the number of times Lance Armstrong has won the Tour-de-France. Undoubtedly, the participant's arm(s) would become stronger through participation. Also known as 'The Armstrong'
"Is Adam coming out to the bar tonight?"
"Nah, he's dedicated tonight to Armstronging"
by Gadams February 19, 2009
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