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(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.
"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."
by Bobby Ward August 14, 2006
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The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.
Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.
by chelseabeckerrrr February 26, 2009
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The only true way to be remembered in history (good or bad), is to have this as a last name
Neil Armstrong went to the moon. Enough said.
by monty4248 March 10, 2016
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To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.
Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!
by David E January 26, 2006
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The ability to give excessive hand jobs without getting tired.
The slut who hangs out behind the TGI Friday has an armstrong.
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 08, 2010
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a very high note or a series of them, especially on a trumpet ( from Louis Armstrong ).
The guy was incredible! He could play Armstrongs on a consistent basis!
by William Warney December 13, 2010
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To win seven times in a row by cheating without getting caught.
Man, this guy keeps Armstronging these races!
by derd July 14, 2006
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