111 definitions by The Moody Poet

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To kill an infant or baby because they are male.

Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.

In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
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Mata Hari was a beautiful spy that was playing both sides of the field (Double Agent).

Born 1876 Mata was a Dutch exotic dancer and a famous courtesan who was executed in 1917 by firing squad by the French for espionage during World War I i.e. Mata was a (French & German Spy)

It is said upon her execution that she flung off her coat to expose a naked body to the firing squad.

Even at the age of 41; Mata, although not as young and beautiful as she once was, still had many high ranking military officers, politicians, royalty and other people of influence begging for her love and lust.

Mata used eroticism and read many books like the Indian Kama Sutra to help her accomplish a prima donna sex status. Other's include the biography of Cleopatra, Jezebel and other famous sensual females who commanded high sexual prowess.

Mata Hari means - Mother of God in Sanskrit and Eye of Dawn in Indonesian.

Mata was mostly famous for taking her clothes off as an Oriental dancer. At the time Mata was survived by her only daughter (son murdered by poison by disgruntled housekeeper in Java, Indonesia).

In the movie Casino Royale Mata Hari and James Bond (007) have a child called Mata Bond.
Mata Hari was a bit like Delilah (AKA Samson and Delilah). $$$ was her downfall and destruction.

Mata Hari had a bad habit of losing her clothes while she danced ;)

During the year 2000 a new trial was lodged with the French courts to clear Mata Hari's name. The legal fight continues to this day for important classified documents from both France, U.K and Germany to be shown to the public.
by The Moody Poet January 20, 2007
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Matricide is the act of killing one's mother.
In the movie Psycho Norman Bates committed matricide by killing his own mother because she was constantly meddling, screaming and calling all his girlfriends sluts and dirty. What was even more freaky, is that after he buried her, he began to miss her, so he dug her back up again and pretended that she was still alive by dressing up as her and pretending that he was her. Norman also kept her corpse fresh with taxidermy and whenever he was let out of the nuthouse he would constantly dig his mother up to be with her.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
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Death of a Princess is a true life movie on how Princess Misha'al (Saudi Arabian Princess Misha'al bint Fahd al Saud) was executed for falling in love.

Under the evils of Islamic Law & her murderous family the Princess's family put down her killing as an honor killing.

The princess was influenced by the freedom and spirituality of the west, and decided to refuse to marry her cousin (forced incestuous wedding), and tried to run off and flee Saudi Arabia and Islam with her lover.

Princess Misha'al was executed at the age of 19 along with her lover who was aged 20.

Princess Misha'al grandfather, Prince Muhammad bin Abdul Aziz, ordered the hit (execution).
Princess Misha'al almost escaped Islam, but was killed in an honor killing by her family.

The House of Saud (Saudi Royal Family) tried to buy out Death of a Princess by the Media Broadcaster, but was flatly turned down on moral grounds that murder or honor killings cannot be covered up with money, veils or extortion by oil.
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
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Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007
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To pinch a girl on the pussy or cunt!

To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!

To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"

"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"

Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"

"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
by The Moody Poet August 20, 2006
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The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007
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