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Big Love The Prophet is a Mormon guy called Roman who based on the religious faith of the Mormons is the highest leader of the Mormon Religion.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
by The Moody Poet August 17, 2007
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The Queen of England is a ruling female monarch or Sovereign that is head of state for the United Kingdom and it's Commonwealth. i.e Australia etc
The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
POMMY ACCENT - "I couldn't very well bloody believe it!" "Whah" "Jessica marched in like the Queen of bloody England and told me I was fired and had 30 seconds to exit the bloomin' building!"
When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"
Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"
Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
by The Moody Poet August 22, 2006
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An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
by The Moody Poet September 08, 2006
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They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
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The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!
The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!
Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!
Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"
"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"
"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"
"There all Santa Whores!!!"
"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"
"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"
"There all Santa Whores!!!"
"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007
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A girl with big tittie's or big jugs that likes to show them off and cocktease all the guyz.
Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.
A girl who wears tight tops.
Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.
A girl who wears tight tops.
That Rebecca is a real titty tease, I saw her down at the shops wearing a c-thru number and her nipples were sticking out like the polar caps.
Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!
"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!
"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007
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2 B Horny!
Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
"I'm toey!" "Blow me Bitch!"
"Why are you so toey tonight?"
"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"
"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"
"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
"Why are you so toey tonight?"
"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"
"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"
"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007
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