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rewife

If you divorce your wife, and remarry her, she is your rewife.
Person1: Did you here joe has a rewife?
Person2: Seriously, dude?
Person1: Totally, he divorced alexa, married jeff, ditched him and remarried alexa.
Person2: zomg no wai.
by Chrisy, bitch June 11, 2006
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Rewife

When you divorce your wife and get back with her
Ken : i heard joe is about to rewife sandy
by Lucas :) March 26, 2022
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rewiflip

Zwei tage one line, Bromo Dragonfly, Hero, DMT, Sissy hypno
dikkah lass mal rewiflippen
by zpackofax October 30, 2021
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Rewipe

When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.

A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.

Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.

Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.

The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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rewipe

Having to wipe your ass again from a previous domination(turd).

Also known as a R.W.
I have to stop at that store and R.W.
by Jason June 7, 2004
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sac rewire

Yo Dawg, you's gots too many chittren's...you mos' definately need a sac rewire!
by jwhawor October 18, 2006
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rewie

You: Rewie!
Stupid Kid: Who?
You: REWIE!!!!!!
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May Rewie Bless You
by Jonathan January 19, 2004
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