Person 1: The word define means-
Person 2: What the heck are you doing??
Person 1: I'm trying to define a word.
Person 2: What does define mean?
Person 1: Define means-
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??
Person 1: I'm defining the word define!! You just asked!!
Person 2: You can't just define a word without me knowing what define even means you idiot!
Person 1: *sigh*
When you ask somebody an embarassing question and they respond with "Define" as to change the subject. The person then defines what he means, and a debate over the use ensues.
"Hey man, did you ever hook up with that girl?"
"Define 'hook up'.
"When you make out with someone"
"It means a lot of other things too"
"Oh like what?"