Jason's definitions

Cockbeans

Testicles. Enough said.

Shut up, or I'm going to kick you in the Cockbeans!

by Jason July 16, 2008

quarry

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote getting KTFO'd (Knocked The Fuck Out). The term's origin comes from a match that occured at UFC 56 between Rich Franklin and Nathan Quarry. Quarry was knocked out cold in brutal fashion by a left hand from Rich Franklin making this one of the most brutal looking knockouts in UFC history. The term is used rather liberally (mostly on MMA internet forums) at this point--essentially it is interchangeable with KTFO. But it's original intention was to denote someone being outclassed or outmatched (Quarry was undeservingly thrust into a title shot with then middleweight champion Rich Franklin for several inconsequential reasons) and then getting brutally knocked out.

Joe: What do you think is gonna happen with in the Ortiz v. Shamrock fight?

Me: I wouldn't be suprised if Shamrock got quarry'd.

by Jason July 11, 2006

Darquex

Doing a girl from behind, anal sex.

I gave her the darquex last night

by Jason June 17, 2006

take it easy

Don't hurry, proceed at a comfortable pace, relax.

Take it easy, we don't have to be there until noon.
James decided to take it easy this weekend and put off working on the house.

by Jason June 19, 2006

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006

ohyerded

A word used to tell your friend you are going to "kill him" for hitting you in the nads, but you are so drunk your words run together. Pronounced "O-YER-DED" this word can be used by anyone at anytime although it is 10 to 15 times funnier when you are piss faced drunk. Normally used when you are dancing around with the JACK bottle in your hand and your "buddy" comes from behind and gives ya the old reach around nut hammer. Normally followed by laughter and extreme pain to both parties that is if you can see him.

"Whoa Yeah!! shake my ass show me what you got (ball shot) Ohyerded!

" Hey i pissed in that barcardi bottle dude!" BLurrrrrp Ohyerded hoooooorffff!!!! <- (puke sounds)

by Jason June 18, 2006

zinktonight

Zinktonight or the abriviated "Zinkton" is a name to describe someone which is ferral.

Also used to describe people that have and uncontrollable desire to have sex and tend to do it whilst being liquored up.

question: hey zinktonight, what did u do last nite?

reply: got drunk and had sex with sum chick in a scabby alley

by Jason June 18, 2006