Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;

1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )

by Jason June 30, 2004

rice rocket

Slow ass 4-cylinder car with a slew of cheap mods. These can include a "coffee-can" exhaust, performance parts stickers, rims, tinted windows, and the always necessary unpainted wing. There are rare versions that are actually respectable, but most are downright laughable.

Some honda pulled up to me with a tach-light for shifting and started revving. I managed to crush him two times in a row with 4 people in my truck, a full tank of gas, and studded snow tires. That's what 5.7 liters and 330 pounds of torque does.

by Jason December 08, 2003

Wangslang

1. To participate in the act of slanging one's wang.

2. To participate in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man, I wangslanged yo momma last night.

by Jason April 24, 2003

web site

A bit of space on the World Wide Web, aka Internet or net, that allows one to post information of any sort, such as personal, recreational, business, service, etc.

Urban-dictionary.com- a web site to help those who are not familiar with certain words

by Jason July 13, 2003

jit

a young muthafucka that don't know shit

man that fool a jit

by jason June 11, 2004

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008

zowie

The sound that is made when Batman hits someone.

Batman hits someone, "ZOWIE"

by jason November 20, 2003