GerthPaul's definitions
When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
by GerthPaul January 8, 2020
Get the dicktimemug. The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.
Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.
I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
Get the for smearingmug. “Say Pontificus if u Woke!”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the Pontificusmug. Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
by GerthPaul December 18, 2020
Get the hummus boimug. My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.
I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
by GerthPaul September 27, 2020
Get the meef suckmug. Neither liquid nor solid stool- more so a unique combination of a variety of soft chunks of stool that may sink or float above the hatch.
"Me and my boys all had straight up FreeForm after we hit Taco Bell for Fourth Meal. My homeboy Augustus dropped something purely horraceous and all of the guys standing in line were commenting on how woke he was."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Get the FreeFormmug. A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."
Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages.
ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.
"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.
"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Get the Guys or Not Guysmug.