GerthPaul's definitions
When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
by GerthPaul January 8, 2020

The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.
Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.
I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

“He dress sharp for a BBW guy!”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018

When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.
Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!
The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.
Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.
Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.
Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.
Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
