Jonathan's definitions

ggmad

Gotta go make a doody. In the toilet

Andrew brb(be right back) ggmad.

by Jonathan August 15, 2004

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 7, 2003

T-Virus

The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.

Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.

All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.

The 'T-virus' was responsible for the outbreak of mutants in and near Raccoon city in 1998.

by Jonathan December 26, 2003

poo-chili

One with both qualities/likeness of a poo, and a big bowl of chili.

"Man, Paul is such a big poo-chili today."

by jonathan November 19, 2002

taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat

"Damn, taco meat freak!"

by Jonathan January 27, 2004

GFYAD

Go Fuck Yourself And Die

Please GFYAD! It'll make the world a better place.

by Jonathan December 13, 2003