Jonathan's definitions

One Hit Shit

A very powerful type of pot, supposivly get you fucked up in one hit

HOLY FUCK (COUGH COUGH) is this the mystical One hit shit?!?

by Jonathan December 9, 2003

baddiel

Baddiel is a term given for a very unfunny comedian or one who believes he/she is funny but really isn't.

We all piled into the minivan and made our way to Bracknell to see Donna McPhail doing stand-up. At one point during her act, she asked if there was a doctor in the house. There was. He replied "Yes, now tell me if there is a comedian?" She was sooo bad she was a Baddiel.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

scrud

A girl that looks good from far away, but when up close looks really ugly.

whoa did you see that chick right now, what a scrud.

by Jonathan July 1, 2003

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Plane-labeller

1)Someone who labels planes.

"My cousin Jeff wants to end it, because he's just a crappy plane-labeller."

A man who labels planes is a plane-labeller.

by jonathan November 19, 2002

rbk

rbk
real blood killas

i got dem new reeboks (rbk), real blood killas

by Jonathan March 20, 2004

volume

base x width x height

Why should i care?

by Jonathan July 24, 2003