Jonathan's definitions

jonty

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.

Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him

by jonathan May 14, 2003

bagger

Is short for the commonly used term,dousche bag, or someone who is a terrible person, and who everyone thinks should be kicked in the balls, or punched directly in the ovary.

Man, those librarians are such baggers. I think that one should be punched in the ovary.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

will ferrell

the sexiest man alive, fuck johnny depp

i'd go gay for will ferrell

by jonathan April 24, 2005

McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.

Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

thierry henry

A French Footballer who also plays for Arsenal. He is also the best soccer player in the world right now. Hat Trick today against Bayern Munich.

I hope someday I will be as good as Thierry Henry

by Jonathan May 13, 2005

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 7, 2004

boyakasha

boyakasha is a word ALI-G says when he meets people!

Boyakasha people! Are you gay or something???

by Jonathan December 10, 2003