Jonathan's definitions

taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat

"Damn, taco meat freak!"

by Jonathan January 27, 2004

poo-chili

One with both qualities/likeness of a poo, and a big bowl of chili.

"Man, Paul is such a big poo-chili today."

by jonathan November 19, 2002

GFYAD

Go Fuck Yourself And Die

Please GFYAD! It'll make the world a better place.

by Jonathan December 13, 2003

cog

can refer to a Revolver Handgun because of its coglike revolving cylinder.

Don't front like you don't wanna pull your cog out in front of Bunz - BELLY (restaraunt scene)

by jonathan May 1, 2004

moé

Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".

C't'à moé ça!.
Donne moé ça.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by Jonathan June 17, 2006

anal retentive

A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."

My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.

by Jonathan May 8, 2004