Jonathan's definitions

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.

I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.

by jonathan May 1, 2004

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

by Jonathan May 5, 2005

hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

by Jonathan June 19, 2006

binghamton

An overpopulated truck stop.

I go to Binghamton University.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

misch

misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.

Jonathan is such a misch

by Jonathan December 16, 2004

tubbylard

As wisey (q.v) only on a more regular basis

my missus was up all night tubbylarding

by Jonathan September 10, 2003

Stuffla

Stuffla is a condition of complete randomosity in a person that results in madness

Hola Stuffla Batman!

by Jonathan March 15, 2003