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A little blonde hot ass slut thats always horny.
When ambwhore came over we fucked like rabbits.
by Jonathan April 5, 2004
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A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."
My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.
by Jonathan May 9, 2004
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The act of putting your penis up someone else's ass for sexual pleasure.
The guy got home and knew he needed to make love, he reached over and rubbered up his partner. Loads of lube was used and they had wild and passionate analsex.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
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A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.
Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*
by Jonathan April 10, 2004
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Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.
That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
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bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob
by Jonathan February 24, 2004
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To take a fake sip of alcohol and then prouncing to everyone that, "Im sooooo wasted!"
Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!
by Jonathan June 18, 2006
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