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If you divorce your wife, and remarry her, she is your rewife.
Person1: Did you here joe has a rewife?
Person2: Seriously, dude?
Person1: Totally, he divorced alexa, married jeff, ditched him and remarried alexa.
Person2: zomg no wai.
rewife by Chrisy, bitch June 11, 2006
Words you can keep
When you divorce your wife and get back with her
Ken : i heard joe is about to rewife sandy
Rewife by Lucas :) March 26, 2022
Related Words
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Zwei tage one line, Bromo Dragonfly, Hero, DMT, Sissy hypno
dikkah lass mal rewiflippen
rewiflip by zpackofax October 30, 2021
When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.

A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.

Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.

Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.

The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
Rewipe by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Having to wipe your ass again from a previous domination(turd).

Also known as a R.W.
I have to stop at that store and R.W.
rewipe by Jason June 7, 2004

sac rewire 

Yo Dawg, you's gots too many chittren's...you mos' definately need a sac rewire!
sac rewire by jwhawor October 18, 2006
You: Rewie!
Stupid Kid: Who?
You: REWIE!!!!!!
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May Rewie Bless You
rewie by Jonathan January 19, 2004
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