Person1: Did you here joe has a rewife?
Person2: Seriously, dude?
Person1: Totally, he divorced alexa, married jeff, ditched him and remarried alexa.
Person2: zomg no wai.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.