Reformer
John McCain is a reformer.
Reformer by AnybodyButBush October 16, 2008
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reformed birther
When someone who was once known for promoting birther conspiracies suddenly gives up and admits that Obama was born in America.
Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.
reformed birther by Just_sayin' September 18, 2016
Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton
The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"
Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton by justhudgecc December 9, 2022
reformed whore
A person who once practiced a bad habit egregiously who now rails hypocritically against other people practicing the same bad habit. Kind of how ex-smokers are the most likely to complain about smoky bars.
Can you believe that the guy who used to get shitfaced every night just called me pathetic because I went out drinking? What a reformed whore!
reformed whore by WCL April 26, 2006
reformed slut
one who once practiced promiscuous sex, but has since dedicated her/himself to long-term conservative relationships. In America reformed sluts usually engage in promiscuous sex during the ages of 18-23, since these are also prime years for developing life long interests, reformed sluts will hardly have developed skills for any non-academic interests: cooking, dedication to engaging in sports, general taste in music, cleaning, outdoorsmanship, bilingualism, etc. This is usually referred to as bimboism.
Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.
Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.
Gene: ...but I heard Mark's girlfriend can't cook.
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.
Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.
Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!
reformed slut by Tomati August 1, 2007
Reformed Hood Nigga
A hood nigga who has now got his shit together. Has a great job and responsible but still has hood tendencies.
Dante is a reformed hood nigga. He makes great money at his job and handles his business and yet can smoke a blunt and drink the best wine at the same time
Reformed Hood Nigga by Laya916 November 29, 2018
Reformed Rabbi
Bill Clinton, or any other random celebrity having nothing to do with the current setting when one drops the phrase.
Reformed Rabbi by Amogus294857 December 9, 2022
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