Rectlfy

To fuck someone in the ass or a shitty version of Grindr

John: Did you rectlfy my mom last night?
Kyle: Sure did! She said I’m bigger than your dad!

Rectlfy by S1r_Beans07 June 20, 2021

rectify 

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

rectify by Razukin December 1, 2002

rectify 

To correct somebody who is clearly talking out of his arse.

After listening to his horseshit for a bit, I thought I'd rectify the situation.

rectify by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Rectify 

To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.

This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.

Rectify by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Rectalfy 

Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.

Hey Jim, I'm having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!" "Oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!"

Rectalfy by CJ Slick October 28, 2013

rectify 

To convert alternating current to direct current by means of a semiconductive material or a vacuum tube.

The AC power in my amplifier is rectified by a 5U4GB tube.

rectify by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Rectalfy 

To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.

Me: You better calm the fuck down before I use this size 10 to rectalfy the situation!
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...

Rectalfy by Shaun C August 8, 2016