Razukin's definitions

rectify

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

scientastic

(adj.) 1. Falling into the field of sciency 2. BS that sounds so true it may perceived as truth.

"His scientastic story excellently explained the origin of pirates."

by Razukin December 2, 2002

ownz0r

(v.) 1. To completely own. 2. To completely own at.

"I ownz0r j00! reckanize my talent!"
"I ownz0r this game!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

shithole

(n.) A really, really crappy place to live. No pun intended. Well, maybe sorta.

"I hate living in this shithole!" "Oh, you're from the United States of America too?"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

double bitchin'

(adj.) 1. Equal or greater than twice the intensity of bitchin'. 2. Really, really awesome.

"Wow! This song sounds double bitchin' through these headphones!"

by Razukin December 3, 2002

Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

New Yorker

(prop n.) 1. A resident of New York. 2. Someone who can speak Profanese. 3. A damned ornery person. 4. Someone who can't pronounce the name of their own state.

"Hey, where are you from?" "I'm from New Yawk." "Where?" "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002