Definitions by 1badparatrooper

Forced vital queef 

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

Forced vital queef by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

Kentucky plug 

When you stick your thumb up your girlfriends butt SO HARD during sex that she starts screaming Scott's name and you just decide to roll with it.

I gave Megan the Kentucky Plug again last night. I'm starting to wonder who Scott is.

Kentucky plug by 1badparatrooper May 21, 2021

Yellow growler 

When a woman with a semi trimmed bush rides someone's face. With a climax brewing she not only covers their face with cum, but pees right into her partners mouth.

While riding Corey's face last night I accidentally gave him a yellow growler. It was a shame. I wanted a second date with him and he hates water sports.

Yellow growler by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Tainted 

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!

Tainted by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Rectify 

To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.

This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.

Rectify by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Bullshit Cordon Bleu 

When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!

My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu

Bullshit Cordon Bleu by 1badparatrooper July 30, 2019

Dirty pigeon

When a hobo takes a monstrous dump in the planter at the bar you're drinking at.

We were enjoying our fish and chips when a hobo dropped a dirty pigeon and ruined the whole day.

Dirty pigeon by 1badparatrooper July 23, 2019