When a woman with a semi trimmed bush rides someone's face. With a climax brewing she not only covers their face with cum, but pees right into her partners mouth.
While riding Corey's face last night I accidentally gave him a yellow growler. It was a shame. I wanted a second date with him and he hates water sports.
by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019
When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024
When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.
by 1badparatrooper July 14, 2019
by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019
This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.
by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019
When you stick your thumb up your girlfriends butt SO HARD during sex that she starts screaming Scott's name and you just decide to roll with it.
by 1badparatrooper May 21, 2021
by 1badparatrooper July 23, 2019