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Rectalfy

Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.
Hey Jim, I'm having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!" "Oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!"
by CJ Slick October 28, 2013
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Rectalfy

To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.
Me: You better calm the fuck down before I use this size 10 to rectalfy the situation!
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...
by Shaun C August 8, 2016
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rectally sourced

A workplace-friendly substitute for the phrase "pulled out of my ass."
Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."
by FreshyBB March 27, 2008
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rectalfit

to adjust something in a half-assed way; make operable or workable by rigging up something, usually temporarily and quickly, just to get by
He didn't have the part he needed so he rectalfit the broken radiator hose with duct tape.
by jhwilson August 4, 2007
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rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth
wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct
by JudgeTred August 10, 2016
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rectalfury

A band of idiots trying to play music and appeal to a large audience of morons. Band and record label from Detorit Michigan. Getting it in the ass daily by the man or the government!2. A horrible bowel movement.
Dont look Down! Their is rectalfury in that toilet bowl!
by Bottlehead April 28, 2005
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Rectalfication

Rectalfication is the process whereby an offense is rectified by the perpetrator bending over and taking it up the tailpipe.
My girlfriend borrowed my car and totalled it... there's gonna be some serious rectalfication for that later.
by HHiram September 13, 2014
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