Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.
Hey Jim, I'm having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!" "Oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!"
by CJ Slick October 28, 2013
Get the Rectalfy mug.To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.
Me: You better calm the fuck down before I use this size 10 to rectalfy the situation!
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...
by Shaun C August 8, 2016
Get the Rectalfy mug.Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."
by FreshyBB March 27, 2008
Get the rectally sourced mug.to adjust something in a half-assed way; make operable or workable by rigging up something, usually temporarily and quickly, just to get by
by jhwilson August 4, 2007
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Get the rectally accurate mug.A band of idiots trying to play music and appeal to a large audience of morons. Band and record label from Detorit Michigan. Getting it in the ass daily by the man or the government!2. A horrible bowel movement.
by Bottlehead April 28, 2005
Get the rectalfury mug.Rectalfication is the process whereby an offense is rectified by the perpetrator bending over and taking it up the tailpipe.
My girlfriend borrowed my car and totalled it... there's gonna be some serious rectalfication for that later.
by HHiram September 13, 2014
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