BlastMaster's definitions

superheterodyne

see radio

The superheterodyne circuit uses a local oscillator.

by BlastMaster June 6, 2003

rhinotillexomania

The scientific term for "chronic nose picking."

I have to keep my hands tied behind my back because I'm fighting my rhinotillexomania.

by BlastMaster May 20, 2003

sludge

A thick, soupy substance, usually foul in appearance and/or smell.

A filthy brown sludge ran down the walls of the public bathroom.

by BlastMaster May 20, 2003

fork

A tool used for the conveyence of pie from its resting surface to one's pie hole.

You could hardly see the guy's fork as he shoveled that pie!

by BlastMaster February 26, 2004

.22

A common caliber of rim-fire weapons. This is often thought to be an ineffective caliber by people who cannot hit what they are aiming at. Used properly, it can be extremely fatal, especially with high-velocity ammunition.

The burglar died from a single shot to the head from a .22 pistol.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

crock

Short for "crock of bullshit."

True beauty is on the inside? What a crock!

Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "It is hard to understand "crock" by giving a saying "crock of bullshit"; it's like defining basketball as "what they use in a basketball game"

by BlastMaster June 18, 2003

jackass

A donkey, also known as an ass.

The Democrats' symbol is a jackass. Hmmmm, interesting...

by BlastMaster June 10, 2003