BlastMaster's definitions

Guns & Ammo

The title of a magazine devoted to (you guessed it) guns and ammo.

by BlastMaster September 15, 2003

jackass

A donkey, also known as an ass.

The Democrats' symbol is a jackass. Hmmmm, interesting...

by BlastMaster June 10, 2003

gash

A large, ripped opening, usually caused by violent force.

I walked out of the store only to find that there was now a giant gash in the side of my car, and a guy running across the parking lot with an axe in his hand.

by BlastMaster June 19, 2003

awp

A sniper rifle firing the .338 Lapua Magnum round (not .50 caliber, Cherokee Jack, you idiot). The most powerful weapon in the popular game, Counter Strike, which is a favorite of infantile morons and people who would thank themselves for graduating to Day of Defeat

by BlastMaster June 19, 2003

barf

verb: The premature expulsion of consumed materials through the mouth and nose.
noun: The material that is expelled in the manner described above.

Oooooh I shouldn't have ordered the "Septic Surprise." I think I'm gonna barf!

by BlastMaster June 12, 2003

ball

1. A bullet consisting of a full metal jacket around a lead core. 2. A spherical lead projectile fired from muzzle-loading weapons.

1. Most of the WWII surplus ammo you will find is ball ammo.
2. Load the powder, the patch, and then the ball.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

diarhea

Misspelling of "diarrhea," a favorite subject of elementary school songs learned on the playground.

(singing) When you're sittin' on the toilet and the toilet paper's gone, be a man: Use your hands! Diarrhea!

(singing) When you're ridin' on your Harley and you feel somethin' gnarly: Diarrhea! When you're climbin' on a ladder and you feel somethin' splatter: Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

by BlastMaster December 30, 2003