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(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.
"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."
rectify by Razukin December 1, 2002
Urban Dictionary Merch
To correct somebody who is clearly talking out of his arse.
After listening to his horseshit for a bit, I thought I'd rectify the situation.
rectify by wiretapper October 24, 2016
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To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.
This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.
Rectify by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019
To convert alternating current to direct current by means of a semiconductive material or a vacuum tube.
The AC power in my amplifier is rectified by a 5U4GB tube.
rectify by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Rectifier 

The inverse of the very popular and entertaining Shocker. e.g. 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink; two in the ass one in the grass; two in the butt one in the slut; two in the boot, one in the koot; goin to town with two in the brown, etc.
She had rolled over as I was going for the Shocker, so she got the Rectifier instead.
Rectifier by Joe Rectifier June 18, 2003
To agonize, as of a dreadful expectation, causing fretful panic. To cause a "mental melt down" related to extreme frustration. Mostly experienced by employees working with customers in customer service related fields.
Every single time Chris, these people just ractify my brain!! GRRRRRR...

Jasmine, that customer completely ractified me! I can no longer think and I'm ready to throw this desk across the room!!

Wow Katrina, I'm feeling so ractified, I have no idea what I was just doing.
Ractify by LittleNeko January 14, 2010
To reitify and clarify
I would just like to reitify, that the word reitify is indeed a word.
Reitify by Killinthegame69 December 19, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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