rectify

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

rectify

To correct somebody who is clearly talking out of his arse.

After listening to his horseshit for a bit, I thought I'd rectify the situation.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Rectify

To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.

This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

rectify

To convert alternating current to direct current by means of a semiconductive material or a vacuum tube.

The AC power in my amplifier is rectified by a 5U4GB tube.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Rectifier

The inverse of the very popular and entertaining Shocker. e.g. 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink; two in the ass one in the grass; two in the butt one in the slut; two in the boot, one in the koot; goin to town with two in the brown, etc.

She had rolled over as I was going for the Shocker, so she got the Rectifier instead.

by Joe Rectifier June 18, 2003

Ractify

To agonize, as of a dreadful expectation, causing fretful panic. To cause a "mental melt down" related to extreme frustration. Mostly experienced by employees working with customers in customer service related fields.

Every single time Chris, these people just ractify my brain!! GRRRRRR...

Jasmine, that customer completely ractified me! I can no longer think and I'm ready to throw this desk across the room!!

Wow Katrina, I'm feeling so ractified, I have no idea what I was just doing.

by LittleNeko January 14, 2010

Reitify

To reitify and clarify

I would just like to reitify, that the word reitify is indeed a word.

by Killinthegame69 December 19, 2021