rageturbate 

The act of a nerd becoming angered over bad linux compiles and resorting to taking it out on himself while watching porn.

Beating it into submission.

Guy #1: What happened to Jim?

Guy #2: His toolchain crapped out, he's left to go rageturbate but he'll brb.

rageturbate by AproSamurai May 20, 2012

Rageturbate 

When you are enraged that you start to masturbate for no reason. Typically a hidden instinct to relieve stress

Guy 1: GODDAMNIT! My wife is cheating on me!

Guy 2: bro calm down and pull your pants up before you rageturbate again.

Rageturbate by Oh you must be our new neighbo November 14, 2015

rageturbate

To make up something fake just so you yourself can get mad at it. Ragebaiting yourself.

Bro don't rageturbate; you're just making shit up to get pissed about.

rageturbate by anon!9!anon July 7, 2026

rasturbate 

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.

I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.

rasturbate by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

Ragesturbation

Angrily fapping.

"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"

"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"

Ragesturbation by CrEaM n' SuGaR May 25, 2017

Ragesterbate

To become so enraged and then masturbate. That act is nearly unlawful to the individuals testicles.

Zutis became so angry over the lack of loot, he raged off of skype and ragesterbated, while screaming his own name.

Ragesterbate by Nasres December 3, 2011

rageurbate 

verb. A tragically beautiful combination of masturbating while raging.

The moment I saw Brie Larson go down to her underwears in the funny short "The Babysitter" I unsurprisingly felt the need to fap, however it was with an overwhelming urge to punch myself in the nards with rage for I knew I couldn't ever bang her. I wanted to rageurbate. So I did and I feel better.

rageurbate by jasian523 September 25, 2010