rageurbate

verb. A tragically beautiful combination of masturbating while raging.

The moment I saw Brie Larson go down to her underwears in the funny short "The Babysitter" I unsurprisingly felt the need to fap, however it was with an overwhelming urge to punch myself in the nards with rage for I knew I couldn't ever bang her. I wanted to rageurbate. So I did and I feel better.

by jasian523 September 25, 2010

Ragebate

To masturbate furiously out of pure rage.

That bitch is so stupid, I think I'm gonna go home and ragebate.

by Cheeseducksg December 1, 2009

rasturbate

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.

I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.

by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

Ragerbating

The act of masturbating while in the middle of a violent and explosive angry outburst of furious intensity.

John: "What's wrong Ted?"

Ted: "My dog died, I lost 15 games of Call of Duty in a row, my car got stolen, and I stubbed my tow..."

John: "That sucks buddy, so what did you do?"

Ted: "I was so angry I spent over an hour ragerbating..."

John: "....."

Ted: "Yea..."

by DDandTG29 November 9, 2013

ragerbation

To Masturbate In a Complete State Of Rage May Cause Pain But It Lets Your Anger Out.

Man after that math test i failed i, my friends and i joined up for a group ragerbation fest.

by RAWR KID 4EVER October 21, 2010

rasturbate

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.

Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?

by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

Rasturbate

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.

Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.

by R dawg July 20, 2007