Ragesturbation

Angrily fapping.

"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"

"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"

Ragesturbation by CrEaM n' SuGaR May 25, 2017

rapesturbation 

rape of oneself
rape + masturbation

I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time

rapesturbation by Crunchyness March 14, 2008

ragesterbation 

The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation

I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.

ragesterbation by Reese Cuppy October 20, 2010

Rapeturbation 

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.

Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.

Rapeturbation by Enarc January 29, 2012

RASturbation 

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.

Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.

RASturbation by jaLuv December 17, 2008

magesturbation 

Fapping to magic Skyrim. It is arousing.

"Dude, I was doing some epic magesturbation last night. My ice spells were fucking delectable."

magesturbation by BenBuchman December 27, 2011

Ragestrubating 

Angry, angry mastubation, usually to punk music or Dolly Parton.

I spent my morning preparing for work by ragestrubating before my review with my boss.

Ragestrubating by ElvisExMachina March 22, 2013