Definitions by AproSamurai

rageturbate 

The act of a nerd becoming angered over bad linux compiles and resorting to taking it out on himself while watching porn.

Beating it into submission.

Guy #1: What happened to Jim?

Guy #2: His toolchain crapped out, he's left to go rageturbate but he'll brb.

rageturbate by AproSamurai May 20, 2012

Jackturbating 

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.

Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!

Jackturbating by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

UNFRACWMLACR 

The "United Nerd Faction Of Random Ass Countries Who Met On A Laggy Ass Chat Room."

Girl #1-"Those UNFRACWMLACR Guys are awesome."

Girl #2-"I would so date that Samurai guy"

UNFRACWMLACR by AproSamurai October 17, 2009