AproSamurai's definitions

Jackturbating

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.

Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!

by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

rageturbate

The act of a nerd becoming angered over bad linux compiles and resorting to taking it out on himself while watching porn.

Beating it into submission.

Guy #1: What happened to Jim?

Guy #2: His toolchain crapped out, he's left to go rageturbate but he'll brb.

by AproSamurai May 20, 2012

UNFRACWMLACR

The "United Nerd Faction Of Random Ass Countries Who Met On A Laggy Ass Chat Room."

Girl #1-"Those UNFRACWMLACR Guys are awesome."

Girl #2-"I would so date that Samurai guy"

by AproSamurai October 17, 2009