Ragesterbate

To become so enraged and then masturbate. That act is nearly unlawful to the individuals testicles.

Zutis became so angry over the lack of loot, he raged off of skype and ragesterbated, while screaming his own name.

Ragesterbate by Nasres December 3, 2011

Ragesterbate

verb

1. To deliberately provoke, seek out, or manufacture situations that induce outrage, deriving a sense of gratification from one’s own escalating anger.

Often involves instigating conflict, catastrophizing minor issues, or interpreting neutral behavior as a personal affront. Chronic ragesterbaters may strain relationships, as they prioritizes the emotional “high” of indignation over harmony or resolution.

Ragesterbate by George Hard R. Martin December 17, 2025

Ragesturbation

Angrily fapping.

"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"

"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"

Ragesturbation by CrEaM n' SuGaR May 25, 2017

rasterbate 

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

rasterbate by phanna August 1, 2005

ragesterbation 

The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation

I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.

ragesterbation by Reese Cuppy October 20, 2010

Resterbate 

Verb. To masturbate while sleeping using the act of lucid wet dreaming.

-Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long that I am too tired to even beat off!

-Well why dont you go resterbate?
-Good idea!

Resterbate by Buddhistbeatoff February 17, 2012

rawsterbate

To masterbate without any lubricant, lotion, oil, etc. To raw dog one's self.

Dang it, I'm out of lotion. Guess I'll just have rawsterbate.

rawsterbate by Star Trek Nutter March 23, 2023