Rapeturbation 

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.

Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.

Rapeturbation by Enarc January 29, 2012

Rapturbation 

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.

I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?

Rapturbation by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Ragesturbation

Angrily fapping.

"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"

"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"

Ragesturbation by CrEaM n' SuGaR May 25, 2017

rapesturbation 

rape of oneself
rape + masturbation

I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time

rapesturbation by Crunchyness March 14, 2008

Ranturbation 

Fulfilling one’s need to feel important or highly intelligent by going on at length , verbally or in writing, espousing opinions about political or other issues of the day, often in situations where others cannot easily extricate themselves.

The boss sent us another ranturbation all employee email today, this time going off on his Ivy League classmates who are less intelligent and moral , but richer than him.

Ranturbation by Government Bureaucrat December 29, 2020

rapsturbating 

Masturbating to rap music

I like 2chains a lot so I rasturbate to it, rapsturbating is So fun

rapsturbating by th3legitbeast May 1, 2014

RASturbation 

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.

Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.

RASturbation by jaLuv December 17, 2008