Ragerbate

Angry masterbation to get out pent up rage

He keeps stealing all the women from me to the point where I just need to go home and ragerbate it out

by Ragerbation nation September 21, 2018

Ragebate

To masturbate furiously out of pure rage.

That bitch is so stupid, I think I'm gonna go home and ragebate.

by Cheeseducksg December 1, 2009

rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

by phanna August 1, 2005

Ragebat

Masturbating after a night of unsuccessful attempts to get laid, particularly after being cockblocked by either a friend or circumstances.

This typically occurs while stick drunk after getting home and then releasing the frustration out with a heavy session of jerking off and can lead to soreness or even swelling the next day.

Todd: "Oh man my dick still hurts from last night?"
Ben: "Oh so you DID get laid then hey?"
Todd: "Nah I missed out and then my ragebat got a little out of hand."

by Kaemi July 12, 2011

Ragerape

When you hate someone so much you just want to sadistically rape them in a cruel way to please yourself and give the victim unforgetable scars. The victim is often somebody you find attractive, but is yet a real bitch and just deserves a ragerape.

I want to ragerape my ex for being a douche, yet attractive and fuckable.

I'd also like ragerape my teacher, who gave me horrible grades, but her tits are the most glorious I've ever seen.

by TheyCallMeSatan June 3, 2013

rageurbate

verb. A tragically beautiful combination of masturbating while raging.

The moment I saw Brie Larson go down to her underwears in the funny short "The Babysitter" I unsurprisingly felt the need to fap, however it was with an overwhelming urge to punch myself in the nards with rage for I knew I couldn't ever bang her. I wanted to rageurbate. So I did and I feel better.

by jasian523 September 25, 2010

Ragerbating

The act of masturbating while in the middle of a violent and explosive angry outburst of furious intensity.

John: "What's wrong Ted?"

Ted: "My dog died, I lost 15 games of Call of Duty in a row, my car got stolen, and I stubbed my tow..."

John: "That sucks buddy, so what did you do?"

Ted: "I was so angry I spent over an hour ragerbating..."

John: "....."

Ted: "Yea..."

by DDandTG29 November 9, 2013