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Ragebate 

To masturbate furiously out of pure rage.
That bitch is so stupid, I think I'm gonna go home and ragebate.
Ragebate by Cheeseducksg December 1, 2009

rasterbate 

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.
He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.
rasterbate by phanna August 1, 2005
Masturbating after a night of unsuccessful attempts to get laid, particularly after being cockblocked by either a friend or circumstances.

This typically occurs while stick drunk after getting home and then releasing the frustration out with a heavy session of jerking off and can lead to soreness or even swelling the next day.
Todd: "Oh man my dick still hurts from last night?"
Ben: "Oh so you DID get laid then hey?"
Todd: "Nah I missed out and then my ragebat got a little out of hand."
Ragebat by Kaemi July 12, 2011

Ragerape 

When you hate someone so much you just want to sadistically rape them in a cruel way to please yourself and give the victim unforgetable scars. The victim is often somebody you find attractive, but is yet a real bitch and just deserves a ragerape.
I want to ragerape my ex for being a douche, yet attractive and fuckable.

I'd also like ragerape my teacher, who gave me horrible grades, but her tits are the most glorious I've ever seen.
Ragerape by TheyCallMeSatan June 3, 2013

rageurbate 

verb. A tragically beautiful combination of masturbating while raging.
The moment I saw Brie Larson go down to her underwears in the funny short "The Babysitter" I unsurprisingly felt the need to fap, however it was with an overwhelming urge to punch myself in the nards with rage for I knew I couldn't ever bang her. I wanted to rageurbate. So I did and I feel better.
rageurbate by jasian523 September 25, 2010

Ragerbating 

The act of masturbating while in the middle of a violent and explosive angry outburst of furious intensity.
John: "What's wrong Ted?"

Ted: "My dog died, I lost 15 games of Call of Duty in a row, my car got stolen, and I stubbed my tow..."

John: "That sucks buddy, so what did you do?"

Ted: "I was so angry I spent over an hour ragerbating..."

John: "....."

Ted: "Yea..."
Ragerbating by DDandTG29 November 9, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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