Qwomp 

Qwomp, verb, origin: American Slang. Meaning: The action of hitting or using a nicotine device, or any thing else you inhale. aka john some may spell it Quomp because it is “grammatically correct” but you have the authority to physically punish those people.

Yo dawg can I Qwomp the John, Hey can I get some Qwompage? Dude stop Qwompin it’s empty.

Qwomp by John Qwomper August 21, 2019

qwumph 

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

qwumph by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

qwopasklzxnmeruidfhjcvbtyg 

You have reached the super ultimate state of boredom.

*during chemistry class*
"Hmm.. I'm so bored, lets search random letters on Google."
*types qwopasklzxnmeruidfhjcvbtyg*
"Damn it, someone already uploaded this to Urban Dictionary."

qwopasklzxnmeruidfhjcvbtyg by alf0nzz0 January 23, 2019

Qwom

a Qwom is a type of person who consistently thinks they're better than everyone else by spreading rumors about everyone. His mental stability is as big as his penis.

"I just got told that im a ddoser and doxer", "Yeah sounds like a Qwom spread shit again"

Qwom by MercilessBandit February 10, 2019

qwopping 

QWOP is the slang term for a computer game where you use the Q, W, O, and P keys to make a runner jog down a track. It got popular because of how stupid the runner looked while running and how difficult it was to get a high score. Qwopping can now mean either playing the video game or running in a style similar to the runner in the game.

Did you see Matt qwopping down the hall? He almost ran me over.

qwopping by sexybanker November 21, 2011

qwop

QWOP(pronounced KWOP) is a south African olympian runner whos low IQ technically qualifies him as mentally retarded. He is, however, not required to participate in the special olympics. QWOP is known for his persistance. Due to his low IQ, he doesnt have full control of his motor functions, therefore he can usually only move about .5 meters before falling over(source, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWOP). Despite this handicap, QWOP refuses to use a wheel chair. Atleast... thats what we think. QWOP is unable to form coherent sentences, but due to his facial expression(s) it is assumed that he doesnt want a wheel chair.

In 2002, a study by the Pennsylvania state university on QWOP determined that his IQ is comparable to that of a 2 year old... rat.

QWOP has gained a cult following over the years. His people are very supportive. Fans have created a flash game in his honor hosted at Foddy.net. It is used to help mentally retarded people procrastinate.

QWOP is going to win this time!

qwop by capzorz November 19, 2008

Qwop

Title that you give to someone that leaves unannounced on multiple occasions.

"OMG Olivier is such a qwop! He left unannounced to get his fishing rod out of his tree again!"

Qwop by mmarquis2004 March 23, 2020