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QWOP(pronounced KWOP) is a south African olympian runner whos low IQ technically qualifies him as mentally retarded. He is, however, not required to participate in the special olympics. QWOP is known for his persistance. Due to his low IQ, he doesnt have full control of his motor functions, therefore he can usually only move about .5 meters before falling over(source, Despite this handicap, QWOP refuses to use a wheel chair. Atleast... thats what we think. QWOP is unable to form coherent sentences, but due to his facial expression(s) it is assumed that he doesnt want a wheel chair.

In 2002, a study by the Pennsylvania state university on QWOP determined that his IQ is comparable to that of a 2 year old... rat.

QWOP has gained a cult following over the years. His people are very supportive. Fans have created a flash game in his honor hosted at It is used to help mentally retarded people procrastinate.
QWOP is going to win this time!
by capzorz November 19, 2008
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QWOP is a simple flash game where kids can play, laugh and have fun with while learning the basics about the body and what it is capable of. It's very educating, and it'll make children understand how to run properly when they grow older.

We suggest parents to show this wonderful game to any little girl or boy they may think might want to run the Olympics someday.

The name "QWOP" is from the fact that you only need the keyboard letters Q, W, O and P to play.

(Note: The author of this post has been taking lithium after going in complete depression after playing QWOP. Side effects to this game may not vary. All reactions have been proven the same: an urge to hit a baby, having blue vision, eating their own shit, having uncontrollable periods {both male and female}, listening to static in a bright red room and/or randomly yelling at their neighbor's wall asking for a Twinkie. See a doctor if any child has these symptoms or if they start having other strange behavior after one minute of playing this flash game.)
QWOP is a game Chuck Norris can't even win.
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A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).
Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!

Guy 2: You must be GOD!

Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
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To Qwop-to flail your legs madly in what was never thought possible- until this day.

Qwopping-The act of Qwop

Qwopper: A Qwopee
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(pronounced "Q-wop") The hardest game ever made. The object of the game is to run a hundred meters using only the Q, W, O, and P buttons, hence the name QWOP. Q makes the left thigh bend, W the right thigh, O the left calf, and P the right calf. Players usually make it between 0 and 4 meters before falling flat on their face. It's not even that fun, but it's extremely addicting.
Come on Qwop, come on you can do it, YES YES KEEP GOING KEEP--oh shit, i flipped over and landed on my head. 2.3 meters, new record!!!
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A flash game that consists of a player controlling a physically impaired African-American Olympic track runner, using the letters on a key board Q, W, O, and P, hence the name QWOP. This game is unbeatable and basically created for every player to fail.

Playing this game may cause the following...

-An insatiable need to kill a puppy
-Uncontrollable crying
-Contemplation of Suicide

Play at your own risk.
Me: "Hey dad where's my puppy?"

Dad: "I'm sorry see...I was playing QWOP and..."

Me: "...."
by hyuuzumania May 26, 2011
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