qwamp 

Qwamp can be used for anything.

I just qwamped myself.

That guy was such a qwamp.

Qwamp you bitch.

qwamp by Qwamp November 3, 2019

quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

qwumph 

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

qwumph by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

Qwaamper 

one who is a "chud ass jamoke", a tool, or just a straight GDI

Yo Meredith you are such a fucking Qwaamper I don't even know why I let you be around me.

Qwaamper by Quad Wamper September 3, 2009

qwimp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble.

"Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp."

qwimp by AndrewOrlando February 1, 2006

Quamph 

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence

"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"

Quamph by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019