Qwemp 

The 2.5cm square patch of cloth in direct contact with a minky

'My said Agatha, whilst stroking her fondness with her index finger, my Qwemp's threadbare'

The maiden's vertical Line, The tongue between the lips,

Qwemp by Perseus1 February 21, 2011

qwumph 

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

qwumph by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv 

You are so bored. Not qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv. Not qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb. But qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv!

qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv

qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv by Random Words & Definitions January 6, 2021

qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnb 

at this point you might wanna reconsider your life

you just entered the first 3 letters from left then right on the qwerty keyboard and then proceeded to do this for the other lines from high to low

"qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnb"

qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnb by Pizzahunter7 September 9, 2017

qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdf 

Qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdf. When you're so bored that you type the 3 keys at the start of the keyboard and then 3 keys at the end until you have no more keys.

Friend: Dude I just found this new combination of random letters in the search engine!
Dude: Is it on Urban Dictionary?
Friend: Of course!
Dude: Man people get REALLY bored.
Friend: oh yeah its qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdf btw.

qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdf by David195 November 6, 2020

qwimp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble.

"Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp."

qwimp by AndrewOrlando February 1, 2006

qweep 

a task or duty that is completely useless to your primary job. it is always assigned to you by your superiors to completely waste your time and take you away from your primary duties. often times it is assigned by superiors that are not in your career field and assume you have time to constantly accomplish these tasks.

"i can't go home on time because i've got qweep to do"

qweep by evil.roboto September 7, 2008