Quompt
"K-womp-pt" could be used to describe someone or some part of someone falling or slamming into the ground in a way that was completely avoidable.
Say your friend jumps up on a railing and falls down with his legs spread smashing his testicles against the hard metal pole.
"YO JOHN JUST FUCKING QUOMPT HIS NUTS"
"YO JOHN JUST FUCKING QUOMPT HIS NUTS"
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