Quompt 

"K-womp-pt" could be used to describe someone or some part of someone falling or slamming into the ground in a way that was completely avoidable.

Say your friend jumps up on a railing and falls down with his legs spread smashing his testicles against the hard metal pole.

"YO JOHN JUST FUCKING QUOMPT HIS NUTS"

Quompt by Dr.ap September 28, 2025

Quompy 

Unhygienic in the genital area and/or the odour resulting thereof

I was gonna go down him but it was a bit quompy down there

Quompy by Melones June 16, 2015

quomp 

a big lipped quimity and good at butshitting

a quomp is a croaker in disguise

quomp by reggie ringpiece March 3, 2009

Quomp 

Quomp: (verb, origin; American slang) to take a fat inhale of a smoking device/jawn.

“Lemme quomp your Jawn”

Quomp by QUOMPN-DA-JAWN August 21, 2019

Quomate 

To calculate a comparative rate for insurance companies within Quomation PowerQuote.

"Give me your driver and vehicle information and I will quomate that for you..."

Quomate by Quomation February 18, 2009

quampt

Thinking like a pb&j sandwich

Stop being a quampt

quampt by Gkoroudg February 2, 2017

Quampt

That which is known as a fetish or a kink does not necessarily exist. These bedroom behaviours fit into one or more of the below 3 categories:

1. Universally accepted pleasurable activity
2. Trauma response
3. Mental illness

If all of the above 3 apply - you may have a Quampt

Greg is not ashamed of his Quampt, it's just how he winds down after a long day

Greg doesn't have a kink or a fetish, he simply enjoys Quampts

Quampt by Skindie July 19, 2026